Lil Ego, dressed as Professor
Professor · Chairman of Self-Awareness
The Lil Egoverse Presents

He's not qualified to teach you anything.

That's sort of the point. Enter the school, pick a mission, and listen to him complain while something becomes impossible to unsee.
Before You Enter
Recognition happens faster through humor than through instruction.

No Grades

You are not being measured against anyone else.

No Perfect Answers

Recognition matters more than performance.

No Required Order

Every course is its own door. Enter the one that keeps looking at you.

No Claims of Mastery

He doesn't claim to have taught you anything. He would, however, like credit.

The Ego Diagnostic
Answer honestly. It won't change anything.

Are you performing your life, or living it?

Who is reading this question right now?

Do you want to change, or just want to feel like you're changing?

Diagnosis: Inconclusive. Predictably.
That's not a failure of the test. It's the test working correctly.
Begin The Loop Anyway — $97